Honest Truth

It is an easy way to post...just share some of your emails. I'm hoping I can get creative after the weekend! I'm sure I will, I'm spending it with my family and my parents are coming in!! I'll have great material.
In the meantime, this just in from Shari: (and whoever forwarded it to her!)
True Friendship. Are you tired of those sissy-ass"friendship" poems that always sound good,but never actually come close to reality?Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry son of a bitch who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. (this has happened on many occasions)
9. This is my oath.....I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".
A good friend will help you move.....a REALLY good friend will help you move a body.......let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.Friendship is like peeing your pants,everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.