Thursday, February 23, 2006

Honest Truth

It is an easy way to post...just share some of your emails. I'm hoping I can get creative after the weekend! I'm sure I will, I'm spending it with my family and my parents are coming in!! I'll have great material.
In the meantime, this just in from Shari: (and whoever forwarded it to her!)
True Friendship. Are you tired of those sissy-ass"friendship" poems that always sound good,but never actually come close to reality?Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry son of a bitch who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. (this has happened on many occasions)
9. This is my oath.....I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".
A good friend will help you move.....a REALLY good friend will help you move a body.......let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.Friendship is like peeing your pants,everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.


ShariJoy said...

The best part is the warm feeling!!LOL

Pen said...

That one's great for a few laughs and Shari's right...the best part is the warm feeling!

Lori said...

Hello saw ur post on rosie and wanted 2 say hello, come by n e time..Lori

the therapeutic writer said...

LMAO @ When you are confused -- I will use little words.

Love it.

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