Thursday, March 22, 2007

Some of This 'N That...

Some more random useless information....
~Scott drove me to the brink the other day...seriously...I just about wacked him over the head with a Windex bottle...I'm not sure why I stopped(the bottle was in my hand)...I think it's because I visualized it before I actually did it...sort of like Click...What was he doing??? He was reading (out loud) what was on the computer screen! I DO NOT like people reading over my shoulder...
~I once sat on a whoopy cushion and popped the sucker!!! Seriously WHO actually pops a whoopy cushion...yeah so I have a bit of a complex since!
~Today I was being super sucky nice to Scott and made him some chocolate chip cookies...in reality, I was having a MoFo chocolate chip cookie craving...and made them for myself.
~Scott hates me using his razor to shave(or rather weedwack) certain areas, so he bought me a really nice one. Certain days I still use his...this would drive him over the edge.
~I once farted so loud in the middle of the night that it woke me and Scott up. Scott sat straight up and YELLED, "And what the HELL was that?" and then dropped back to bed and fell sound asleep. Thinking of his reaction still makes me giggle...
~I really don't like watching Tae Kwon Doe...I purposely plan little errands so I don't have to watch it...does that make me a bad mom?
~I say "ribbit" when I burp...Yah...apparently I am a real Class Act!!
~once many moons ago when my family was travelling across Canada the hood of the car got stuck in an upright position and my dad had to drive 4 hours with the hood of the car up and his head cocked out the window!! Seriously...we had many Griswaldish adventures....
~I have to shave my toes...otherwise I begin to resemble JenHobbit down in StromHovel.
~I do not retain information well AT All... if I am making a comment on your post I have to open up the post in a different window so I can refer to what I am commenting about...
~I bought Carmen Electra's Strippersize DVD...yah...I'm excited to learn the moves...(that should be a class act all in itself!!LOL)
~There are now 2 Laundry boxes(read
here if you forgot about the first one) sitting downstairs by the dryer...let's see who budges...(I'm pretty stubborn...)
~Scott once kicked me under the table at a family function cuz I was sharing something he didn't want me to share(well don't be reading this blog hunny!LOL)and I said, "Why did you just kick me?"Ummm...awkward silent moment...
~My dad once lit a campsight on fire...oh wait...this is actually a post in itself...stay tuned...funny story!!
That's all my drivel...sorry folks I'm running on empty!!
Anyhow I better go hit the hay!
Have a great night!
~jenny

9 comments:

Gwen said...

I've been desperately wanting to buy one of the stripper DVDs but whenever I go to get one, I'm too embarassed to look through them. I think it's because there are always pimply teenaged boys working there and I don't want to give them that visual. It's like taking dirty books out of the library; even if I wanted to, I couldn't do it. It's so stupid.

Gwen said...

^ ^ ^
That's funny, I put embarassed. (spelled wrong) Sounds like a bit of a Freudian slip.

Chunks said...

I love your openness in this post.

Have you tried bleaching your hairy toes instead?

joni said...

Jenny HAHAHA i am not sure anyone could top that post. Too funny ...

Amber said...

HA! I love that we can crave cookies & disguise it as being a sweet wife ;) I've done that too!

Jenny said...

Gwen I didn't even notice that embarrased was spelled wrong...I had to google and check...duh!!
Yah I agree I feel pretty risque with owning the strippercize...I haven't tried it yet...that will be a post in its own!!
Chunks, I don't think bleaching would help...just blonde hobbit hairy toes!

Christy said...

Hilarious post! I can just picture your Dad with his head hanging out the window! What a hilarious memory!

Devo said...

Hey Jenny, that was FUNNY! I always have to open the post so I can remember what to comment on. If i don't I always miss something "important" I was going to say. Driving with the hood of the car open?? That is some great memories!!LOL. Sounds like my family vacations. Oh and I was SO bored when I watched TKD with my son, I was relieved when he stopped wanting to do it!! Does that make ME a bad mom??haha Devo

tan said...

Hey Jenny do you have a recipe for the mojo chocolate chip cookie recipe?You are not a bad mom by purposley running errands so you don't have to watch Tae Kwon Doe

 
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