Monday, April 03, 2006

For Sale

For Sale a husband of 9 years. Very attractive model, great exterior finish, young at heart, middle aged. The negative attributes are: complains too much, anal retentive, moody and in a foul mood as of now.
Highest bidder takes as is!
Contact Mamaliscious ASAP...

7 comments:

Tanya said...

Do you NEED to get out of the house and go for a walk??? Or to just get out and get away from him?

Janelle said...

wait a second...doesn't that describe all of our husbands at some point? haha..at least you still think he's attractive, that's a positive.

the therapeutic writer said...

do you gift wrap? I need a present for a birthday....

Pat said...

But, does he put the toilet seat down, take out the trash, and pick up his dirty socks?

Chunks said...

HAHAHHA! You should post this on Ebay and see if you get any offers!

Adam said...

A very attractive model, young at heart and unlike many men with unfaithful hearts he's been your husband for 9 years!!!!!! I'm not gay at all but the guy sounds so good I feel like putting a bid in. lmao

Jenny said...

When I posted this I told Scott. He just sort of rolled his eyes. I do have an awesome husband, but the joys of being married is we get on each others nerves on days. Most woman would love to have a neat freak as a husband but it's hard living up to his standards. When I think about it though I'd rather have a neat freak as a hubby rather than a husband who was piggish in nature!!! And like I said he's got a good lookin' exterior (wink wink!)and like Adam said he's in this for the long haul!!

 
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