I'm dealing with some insomnia at this very precise moment. Ughh...
Lately, I feel like my blog posts are so friggin' boring. In all honesty, I don't know why I don't share as freely as I used to. It seems like I'm not being very authentic to myself or those that read my blog. Sure I love my life, but I'm no happy go lucky suzie homemaker that just whistles and hums along to Loreena McKennint all day. Man...I was so relieved the other day when I visited a blog and saw that some people were embracing, or actually acknowledging messy homes! This post excited me...I could relate. I could take pics of many areas of my home. Sometimes it's kind of overwhelming to read other blogs where everyone is so friggin' perfect...I barely can stomach a "my kids are the most amazing kids on this world" post...and yet, I do the same. Gloating, I guess that's what blogging is about. Self absorption.
So I was laying in bed trying to sleep and thought to myself, "I should blog. Shit...(yes I think and speak swear words...sometimes shit, sometimes bitch, ass...and even the oh my...f* word itself!!)...I should blog about all the real things going on in my house and in my head.
~There are days when my youngest is home with me and I turn on the tv and let the tv entertain him. Am I a bad mom? No...a lazy one perhaps. I let the older ones do it too!
~My youngest is addicted to biting his nails. He has a serious bad habit that he must of inherited from his dad. He bites them so bad his finger bleeds. How do I make him stop this???
~At least once a month I hum the Rodeo song . I'm not sure why, but I do!
~I friggen suck at dusting and at putting laundry away!! I can do laundry but it then sits in baskets for a week or two before it is put away!...and dusting...well...I've seen creatures come alive from the dust!!
~My dieting has been going okay. The other day I had it really under control, until 10 pm at night when I ate the ear and the ass out of the easter bunny!! Man....this pisses me off!! Maybe I should just start duct taping my mouth shut at night!!
~Not only am I getting PMS every month, I now get Post MS, which is what I have at this moment!! WTF....this hormonal thing sucks! I'm sick of these friggin' whiskers that are appearing on my chin...Jenny Goat Gruff should be my new moniker. And let's talk about the zits!! I had perfect skin as a teenager and nowadays I'm running off to Shoppers Drug Mart to buy Clearasil!! Ahhh!!
~What happens to the other sock? Why do I have a whole humongous basket of lonely socks??? Where do they go??
~I swear if my kids eat all of the snacks in a 24 hour period I'm gonna go looney apeshit on them! This annoys me....(and hiding them doesn't help...they sniff them out!!)
~If my husband instructs me(yet again) to start a list to get "ready" for his mom and grandma's visit...I'll start a list all right and put it somewhere...where the sun don't shine!!!
Phewf....I think I'm good to go to bed...got a couple of things off of my rather large chest! Beware...tomorrow is my youngest's 5 th birthday. Prepare yourselves for a purely sappy, "my baby is growing up and isn't he so perfect" post...I promise you...it's coming!!
Off to bed...hope I didn't scare any of you away!!
2 days ago