Saturday, December 05, 2009

Top Ten Reasons You Know You Need More Sleep...

10. You went to bed the same time your hubby was getting up for work.
9. Your contacts were bothering you, giving you blurred vision and you tried for 12 minutes to take them out. The only problem was you weren't wearing contact lenses.
8. You had a 2 minute snooze on the toilet and even produced a quick dream sequence.
7. You caught a reflection of yourself in the mirror and gasped in shock at the picture of death staring back at you.
6. You put the milk away in the pantry and the box of shreddies in the fridge.
5. You tried not once, not twice, but three times to put a pair of your 10 year old boots on this morning.
4. You are capable of zoning out 8 screaming, rambunctious 10 year old boys.
3. The alarm blared for 1 hour before it woke you up.
2. You started a conversation with a Save on More employee and was slightly annoyed that he wasn't responding, when you realized you were talking to a cardboard cutout.
And the number one reason you know you need more sleep....
10. You were driving down Lakelse ave and saw an erratic idiot driver driving down the same side of the road as you. You were about to give the finger and then realized you were the erratic, idiot driver driving down the wrong side of the road.
It's going to be a long day!


Julie Julie Bo Boolie said...

oh dear! those were really funny tho! Especially the cardboard cut out :P

Tanya said...

LMAO...just another week or two! Hang in there!

Jenny said...

Julie, I seriously thought the manager was being awfully rude to me!!

Rox said...

OMG Jenny, that is the funniest thing ever! I'm sorry you're so tired but just picturing you trying to get your contacts out when you weren't even wearing any, well, that's hilarious!

Carin said...

oh Jenny!!! SLEEP!!!

Jadekitty said...

You poor thing.

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