The other day Gavin and I had to run to the grocery store. I wasn't wearing a jacket(you'll realize the importance of this in a couple of minutes.) I quickly went and got my few goods, and went through the checkout.
At the van I was buckling Gavin up in his booster seat and he said, "mom, it looks like you are starting to grow a third boob."
"Yep...it's beginning to bud." he said in a matter of fact tone.
I looked down and sure enough there was a protrusion.
"What the?"I said.
I quickly shut the door of the van and went into my seat and began to investigate.
It certainly looked like I was sprouting a new nipple...quite evidently.
I felt around and there was something there.
I dug deep and pulled out an almond! Holy crap. No new nip, just a nut.
"Good thing it's just an almond!" Gavin said triumphantly.
My boobs are the biggest food collector out there.(remember the cheerio story...and I don't eat cheerios??LOL)
How embarassing though. I wonder if there was mentioning of the 3 nippled woman as I left the store??
I think an urban legend has been started in this great town of the North.
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