Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Embarassing Moment

The other day Gavin and I had to run to the grocery store. I wasn't wearing a jacket(you'll realize the importance of this in a couple of minutes.) I quickly went and got my few goods, and went through the checkout.
At the van I was buckling Gavin up in his booster seat and he said, "mom, it looks like you are starting to grow a third boob."
"What?!"I asked.
"'s beginning to bud." he said in a matter of fact tone.
I looked down and sure enough there was a protrusion.
"What the?"I said.
I quickly shut the door of the van and went into my seat and began to investigate.
It certainly looked like I was sprouting a new nipple...quite evidently.
I felt around and there was something there.
I dug deep and pulled out an almond! Holy crap. No new nip, just a nut.
"Good thing it's just an almond!" Gavin said triumphantly.
My boobs are the biggest food collector out there.(remember the cheerio story...and I don't eat cheerios??LOL)
How embarassing though. I wonder if there was mentioning of the 3 nippled woman as I left the store??
I think an urban legend has been started in this great town of the North.


Gwen said...

Remember on Friends, when that girl finds out that Chandler has an extra nipple and takes off in a hurry?

Gwen said...

...And I can't believe that Gavin said it was beginning to bud! Where does he GET this stuff??!

Rox said...


I love the pics you've posted! They're awesome! You looked normal in high school...I, on the other hand, looked like a maniac and there is no enough money in the world for me to post them! :o)

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