Seriously if you are a man, you don't want to read any further. It's not a pretty topic. I'm moody, my husband says it's PMS. Yeah P, M, Bloody, S....(literally...aww gross!) Did I scare you away??
Anyhow I have been working out like a mad freak this past week. Yesterday I even did 2 workouts on the Elliptical. I have company coming in the next week and I'm trying to shed 50 pounds...is that possible???
I was reading my journal from 15 years ago yesterday. Man I was a sappy mudder fudder. I had seriously written something to the effect that Scott and I would spend many evenings dancing in the moonlight and staring in each others eyes...okay...has that ever happened??(With 3 kids, a hubby believe me I'm too tired... to dance!) Well sometimes the staring thing especially when we have those staring/blinking contests that we do on an occasional Friday night that has replaced the romantic evening of dining/dancing, or when I'm trying to pluck the monobrow clear of overgrowth...there's always a lot of staring going on there.
I also remember thinking that anytime Scott would give me a compliment it was heartfelt...okay how about this scenario...
Last night I was working out on the elliptical trainer. First of all when I work out I don't dress like "da bomb" by any stretch of the imagination. I was wearing a pair of workout pants that actually were paint splattered and an old comfy grey t-shirt that actually has a hole in the armpit! (quit snickering...it's comfy clothes!!)
Anyhow I'm working out and thinking..."man I need a new bra!"because seriously my kazongas are flapping in circles and are started to create a mini wind storm. So I'm kind of sweating with this wind tunnel thing happening and my hubby comes down the stairs and looks at me and grunts(accompanied by a somewhat obscene gesture)...then says, "hmmm...looking good babe!"
"There's something wrong with you!" I yelled and he quickly scrambled up the stairs.
Seriously...that was annoying! Now 15 years ago I would have thought that my hubby was the sweetest man in the world and that he surely thought I was the most sexiest gal in the world. But back to reality...what are my real thoughts?? "Okay sweetheart...time to get your eyes checked! Do these...look sexy!? Alberta wants them for wind energy...come off it!!"
Yeah I guess in some sweet deliriously love affected way it is cute...okay...I'll take the compliment but it annoyed me...must be PM Bloody S!
I'm suffering some kind of memory lapse here, I'm not sure where I was going with this post. I'll just give some snippets of my day.
Today my mom was showing me some pics. She showed me one of this super hot guy and I said, "who's that hot guy?"
"You're husband!"she said with a puzzled look. Okay...can't even explain that one.
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I seriously can't wait til the fishing season ends...that's all my husband does, and if he doesn't catch one he mopes around like someone has died.
Today he mentioned something that he has never done..."I think I'll try some ice fishing this year!"
Bloody hell!!!!!
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Jonas came up stairs yesterday morning and said, "mom I feel like I'm stuck in Boy George's underwear!"
"What...that's not a good place to be stuck!" I said.
"Oh..." and he walked off.
He told me all of his friends are saying that phrase!! Okay...nice....
Anyhow this post has gone nowhere fast...I am going to call it quits.
Hope all is well....
Jenny
3 years ago
9 comments:
Jenny you crack me up!!! I especially loved the "bloody hell" reply about the ice fishing. I can so relate to that feeling let me tell ya....except it wasn't ice fishing with my hubby but something else that would have taken him out of the house two nights a week...yep my answer was the same as yours...LOL.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
I think there's alot of us out there that could produce a whole lotta wind energy!!! haha
OKay, I was thinking about that one day, I mean them getting turned on by the most seemingly dumb things, but I hate to tell you, I think that they are that warped that they are totally sincere! I always just role my eyes at Adam and then I realize, I think he may be serious!!! haha And I know what you mean about ice fishing!!! Okay, well if he decides to try it out this year, Adam can't wait to try it. He has an ice fishing rod sitting ready. Nothing to make a hole in the ice though so they should hook up and freeze their buns off together... what a dumb sport!!! I don't care if there is any point, your stories alway seem to make me laugh!
oh my, ya brought tears to my eyes with that one! ROFL! i only wish i had a hubby to roll my eyes at! :D
~lynnie
Your hubby and mine sound like they are cut from the same cloth!
I thought there was a bit of an excessive breeze here yesterday, now that I know it was just your "kazongas" I can relax.
Hahahah!!! You kill me woman! Your PMS is like, so MILD compared to mine! I have a t-shirt that reads Potential Murder Suspect and I wear it for about a week. Every. Month.
Seriously Jenny.....you must laugh allot at your house.......your sense of humor is amazing. Where do you come up with this stuff? You always make me smile......you have a gift girl......really!
Blessings
pssssssstttt sexy mama...i'm almost home!! like the new page...I remember when you wrote poetry for your man...YOU ARE AN AMAZING COULPE!!! Tell Scott i stuck up for em!!
Jenny, I groaned the other day when Hal told me that hockey starts Sunday. Granted it's something he loves but i've gone directly from a fishing widow to a hockey widow.
I love your anecdotes and tidbits whether they're direct and to the point or meander a little, it's always a great read.
xo Pen
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